How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Catholicism.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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