How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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