How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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