What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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