- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Knock Knock Go Away

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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