what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where's my baby??

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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