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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

I killed someone today. :D

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What you reading? reading?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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