- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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