- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

knock knock who's there no one

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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