Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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K.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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