Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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