- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Cleveland winning something

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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