What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Dylan is a person

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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