--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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antijoke is the best website.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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