- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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