Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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