a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

joke

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

My butt!!!!!!!!

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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