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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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