A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Poop!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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