Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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