Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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E= McVagina

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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one day i went to bed

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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