- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

knock knock get lost!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

TOBUSCUS

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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