- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??