- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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