Abortion

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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