- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did I do last night?work

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How does shit taste?\ Good.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Wy did the chicken?

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

hit the thumbs down button

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Knock knock Come in

No thank you, I don't like violence

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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