What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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