What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A man walks into a bar

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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