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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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