why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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One below was by me: Walter H

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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How long is a china man?

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Womens Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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It smells like triangles in here.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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