- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

cancer

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Woman's rights

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

tee hee

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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