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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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