captcha: all yer base

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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