- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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