God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Gingers.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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