- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Do you like your life? No. OK.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did the man without a tongue say...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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