- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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