- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's clear and wet? water

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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