Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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I killed someone today. :D

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What you reading? reading?

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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