- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Are you Drew?

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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