Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Membean

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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25

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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