- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what do you call gingers ugly.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Queens Park rangers

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Yo momma so fat, she died.

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