- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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