- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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