- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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