- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

0 + 0 = 0

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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