Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's 9 + 10 19

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Mark Wilson

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