Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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drake

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Black People

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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