- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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