- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

one day i went to bed

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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