- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What color is red paint? Red

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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