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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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