- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Hi

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Xbox One

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??