Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Davey Peterson.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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