I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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