- Anti Joke

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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