"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Mormons having fun.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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