Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Worst joke ever

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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