- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Blake wilkeys hair style

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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