Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Mitt Romney penis

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Mormons having fun.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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