What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Women's rights.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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