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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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